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Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via pieceinthepuzzlehumanity)
That burn was delivered courtesy of the butt of his cigar.
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”[…] If tax cuts create jobs, why didn’t the Bush tax cuts work?” - NJ’s Beth Reinhard
Okay, folks, I’m going to start a petition to make Reinhard the official moderator for the rest of the GOP primary debates.
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Rick Santorum keeps saying that Iran has committed acts of war and terror, putting all of the blame on them. Well, guess what? Israel is allying with a Sunni terrorist organization against Iran.
| Brian Williams: | How would you end the war in Afghanistan? |
| Mitt Romney: | Beat the Taliban. |
| Me: | HOLY FUCK HE'S A GENIUS! |
Rick Santorum, at his last town hall meeting before the South Carolina primary.

I’ve heard the argument that rights come from God before. But the equality thing, goddamn. That’s a whole new layer of fuckery.
But whatever. I’ll play.
Or…
Or…
I’m done. In general, organized religion does not have the best track record of promoting equality. I imagine Rick Santorum has a different version of equality than the one found in the US Constitution. That’s the definition I follow.
And that’s one big reason Santorum should never hold public office again. He loves to rail about Iran’s unjust theocracy. Listening to Santorum talk, it seems he’s taken notes for his imaginary presidency.
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Rick Perry, on the Secretary of Defense calling the action of the Marines peeing on dead soldiers “despicable”.
You know that MAD TV skit where everyone working at Al-Jazeera says “Death to America” after every sentence?
That’s basically Newt Gingrich’s foreign policy, except he changes it to “Death to Everyone Else”.