"Peeing on corpses is not despicable."

Rick Perry, on the Secretary of Defense calling the action of the Marines peeing on dead soldiers “despicable”.

Rick Perry just complained that Obama “sat back and let a radical Islamist lead Egypt.” He is obviously referring to the fact that the Muslim Bortherhood did well in the Egyptian parliamentary elections.

So Mr Perry, here is my question. Would you be okay with foreign nations interfering in our elections if we voted for fundamentalist Christians?

"We are catching illegal immigrants, and then releasing them back out into the general population if they don’t have a violent history!"

Governor Rick Perry

It’s almost like we’re treating like human beings and not animals… HOW ABSURD!

"Oops."

Rick Perry, after not being able to name the third federal agency he would dismantle under his economic plan.

"Why are we funding the U.N.?"

Rick Perry

Hmmm…. Maybe because it fosters international cooperation in the hopes of avoiding costly and deadly conflicts?

evanfleischer:

It must be nice to be Rick Perry and imagine that America was founded when Da Vinci started painting the Mona Lisa.

Well maybe Perry was hoping that Leonardo could have diverted some rivers for the American cause.

(Source: evanfleischer)

"But if you’re saying we should not educate children who were brought to our state, by no fault of their own, you have no heart… We need to educate those children so they don’t become a drag on our society,"

Rick Perry

Shockingly progressive. One of the first things I’ve heard from him that hasn’t upset me. -Joe

(via stfuconservatives)

(Source: stfuconservatives, via pantslessprogressive)

How’s that anon? :P

motherjones:

shortformblog:

What do you think Perry’s looking at? Maybe one of the roof panels is falling off.

Internet: make this a meme, please.

You’re welcome. 

(Source: shortformblog)