I would drill everywhere.– Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld, discussing Bachmann’s proposal to drill in the Everglades. The Everglades are a liberal conspiracy. (via reallyfoxnews) +1 for unintentional sexual innuendos.
Hey, lets make it so that Greenhouse Gases aren't...
Oh wait, that would be completely contradictory to all available research on the subject. But of course, that won’t stop the trusty GOP from trying to do it anyway. Thanks to the craftily named Energy Tax Prevention Act, sponsored by Frederick Upton (R-MI), greenhouse gases are one house and a signature away from officially being stripped from the list of pollutants. This would be...
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.– Frank Zappa (via wreckandsalvage)